DEFINITIONS

All humans want to set a legacy in this world before passing to the land beyond. Thus lots of things are put together on a daily basis to achieve this feat without compromising the real reach which is heaven. Wealth, health and a good name is a piece of what we sum up as a success in this life we live just once. 

If the world can no longer cater for you; death becomes the next essence. What do we really need? Who do we really need to survive? How much do we really need every day?  Different religions have different views and generally we all worship one God. Why the divisions in this one body of God through our different meanings. We all don’t understand because the vastness between the mystic and the ordinary is extreme. With the following definitions I think we would be able to understand why our world have been what it is today with us creating meaning at no meaning precisely.

Who constitute the world we live in and what do we see it to be. It could be argued anyway by anybody but these are my submissions……

Doctor: a person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Politician: one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Boss: someone who is early when you’re late and late when you’re early.

Criminal: a guy no different from the rest, except he got caught.

Father: a banker provided by nature.

Miser: a man who lives poor so that he can die rich

Diplomat: a person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Philosopher: a fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Atom bomb: an invention to end all inventions

Experience: the name men give to their mistakes

ETC: a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Yawn: the only time some married men get to open their mouth.

Office: a place where someone can relax after a strenuous home experience

Dictionary: a place where divorce comes before marriage.

Tears: the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power

Ecstasy: a feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

Compromise: the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference: the confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Cigarette: a piece of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one side and a fool at the other side.

Classic: a book which people praise, but do not read

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

You can add some more definitions and oppose those you think I’m wrong.

Memoirs of Bayode Ijasan