Saturday 17 January 2015

NEXT LIE IS ????


I always waited for my wife to start getting dressed before I go into the bathroom. I hate waiting for her while dressing which is an intentional act of frustrating men. She was seated in front of the dressing mirror when I stepped into the shower. It was when my phone rang that I remembered it wasn’t pass worded at the moment. I wanted to run out but trust has to be built in every relationship not to talk of marriage. Thus I let it ring but I asked who that was and she said just a number.

When I came out of the bathroom I went straight to my phone to check who that could be.  The number wasn't so familiar but in a short while another call came in. This one has a name attached to it. It was a close friend of mine. Sincerely, we were partners in crime. I told her to pick it and put it on speaker for me so that I can do other things and still talk to Femi. The voice that spoke when I called in with a hello was the reason  behind this story. 

I made up my mind to stop these whole acts of sleeping around months before I got married. It wasn’t so easy though but with time I reduced the number to two. When it was a month to my wedding I had only one extra girl I was sleeping with. I was addicted to her. Her frame was the perfect girl for me and she loves everything about my sex. I knew it would be difficult for me to ever leave her and that decision to keep her as a side chick had led to this problem.

The voice was hers and instead of asking if my wife was around she just started ranting on the phone. So you don’t want to pick my call right. Anyway I’m in your friend’s office and he said I can’t abort any longer. Thus it means I am keeping this one. Dr Femi, please explain to your friend and he stupidly started explaining. I looked at my wife and all I could see in her was anger, disgust, hatred, pain and death. When the call finally ended I looked at her and went on my knees with statement “baby, there is another side to the story”………………………
What can you advise him to say?

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