We almost
lost all hope, but with my mum faith was a constant. My dad was dragged into
this, and he suggested a white garment church. My auntie frowned at that,
believing we should go back to the man in Ijebu, who recommended another person
for us. Two days later we were there to see the man, and he described how to
locate the more powerful colleague of his in spiritual matters.
This friend
of his practically lives inside the bush, as we parked on the road and had to
trek up to a kilometer to get to his rickety place of abode. It was stinking
and extremely fetish. The way mumsy was so comfortable with the whole parole
made me start suspecting her. Jumoke didn’t come along on this trip; she was at
home. The old man asked me to narrate the whole story to him which I did. He went
further by asking if she left with any of my clothes or belongings that could
represent me. I bluntly told him no, except I don’t know what she left with. The
man explained the situation as “shadow designs”. They are using your spirit to
fight you and the only solution is an apology to this goddess. The man
explained who Tolani was, and told us she had appeared to him before we came. I
started feeling cold immediately. Baba said she is not possessed; she is a
spirit. At this point, the fact I haven’t eaten in two days didn’t matter any
longer, I just needed a way out.
He promised
to get back to us in three days. He also said we should bring Jumoke when
coming as she has a role to play in all the drama to come. It took forever for
three days to come as days were slow and nights slower. We intensified the
prayer life we lived, and pursued spirituality from all aspects. Mumsy had
employed pastors and imam to pray on a constant basis, but a disaster struck in
our house. My dad had a ghastly accident a night before we were supposed to go
see Baba. He had tried to dodge a shadowlike person who suddenly appeared in
front of his car while he was driving. He ran into a ditch but didn’t suffer
much injury.
My auntie
suddenly fell sick and the atmosphere was becoming unpleasant for the trip. The
pastor told us Tolani is at work, and nothing should stop us from going further.
He saved my ass a little by telling them this was an attack on the family and
not just me, but we should go and meet the old man. I didn’t know pastors and
herbalists work together. Baba was waiting when we got there and he called
forward Jumoke and prayed for her rendering many incantations. She vomited a
black thing, which Baba said was implanted during all the attempts I’ve made. This
black thing would never make her pregnant in this life, he said. That lady you
offended is ready for you.
The spirit
of Tolani came to give you wealth, health, riches, success in all aspects, Baba
said, but she was bitter with the way you treated her. He gave us a powder to rub on our faces when going for the next
search, and told us to get twenty naira as mush as a bundle, to give to the
less privileged.
We all had
breakfast as a family, and Jumoke has not recovered from the shock of something
being inside of her. Baba had told us we shouldn’t come close to ourselves
again, except we’ve apologized to Tolani. The final trip was that morning and Jumoke
wouldn’t even sit close to me at the dining table. She suddenly became so far
from me .I looked like a disease to her but all would soon be over, I told her.
We proceeded on a journey to Ekiti state again. We were not in a hurry as we
were sure there was success this particular time. When we got to her hostel we
saw the same ugly friend. She was happy seeing us: because she knew money would
exchange hands again. She didn’t allow us ask before she asked us if we saw Tolani
just now.
Where did
she pass?
Where did
she go to?
Probably I didn’t
know her again I guess.
We begged
her to come with us, as we drove to the round about where she could get a cab
to wherever she was going. We shared the powder again, and rubbed it on our faces,
looking like packaged masquerades. When we got to the junction, Tolani’s friend
saw another friend of theirs and asked of Tolani; the friend said she forgot
something in the hostel thus she just went back now. Are we waiting for her
here or pursuing her to the hostel. My dad said we are going back to the hostel
and slowly, with all concentration of all faces we were searching for the
goddess. A small Nissan sunny was parked on the other side of the road which
suddenly caught my attention. I told the driver to stop and pointed to the car.
Behold Tolani was inside the car, waiting for other passengers to fill up the
car, before they move and in her hands was a bible.
She knew we
were coming; she dropped from the cab and walked into a restaurant close by as
we moved close. We were cautioned not to create a scene in the apology. She turned
and faced the door as we entered the restaurant and she commanded, everybody
should leave apart from me and Jumoke. We both begged her, as she started
crying saying she never wanted to forgive me, that I may be an example for
other people. You don’t treat women like shit when you meet them. All I was
resounding was yes ma. She gave me back one of my pictures and ended the
conversation with “go it is well” and she walked out without talking to anyone
afterwards. Jumoke wasn’t ready to be used as a tool of checking again but for
the first time in nine months, I had an erection and a successful penetration.
I forgot
many incidences while writing this; Jumoke had to remind me of what happened. We
are successfully married now and I can swear I had never known any other woman
and probably would never know.
Brothers,
there are many Tolanis out there. Stay focused and don’t be a player …….
Yes ma, Yes ma, Yes ma. Hahahahaha. You humble by force.
ReplyDeleteOh oh! Preach it! Tell dose so calld players called guys..
ReplyDeleteGlad that u have learnt ur lesson
ReplyDeleteTank God u v learnt ur lesson i am so appi for u
ReplyDeleteyeah rite!!!
ReplyDeleteTell them ooooo!! Brothers una hear!!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. What a story. Hmmm yoruba girls, avoid them ooo. Damboroba make she try am po hausa man.
ReplyDeleteLol I can't stop laughing... Serious and funny story. May God help us all*
ReplyDeleteJey*