I reflected on my life for a while
and turned the instances of my pain into a dream come true. I didn’t even know
where this dream is taking me to. The risk of sleeping with a general’s daughter
in his presence as left me with a fifteen million naira gift. If I’m left alone
I’ll keep sleeping with all general’s daughters. I held her so close and
started whispering some sweet words into her ears. The promises were many: You
are the most beautiful, smart, and generous person I have ever known, and I
promise always to respect you and love you. Your beauty, heart, and mind
inspire me to be the best person I can be. I promise to love you for eternity,
respecting you, honoring you, being faithful to you, and sharing my life with
you. I will never leave you. I’ll be the best guy you’ve ever been with and she
said, also the last.
The promises were real while I was
making them. He rushed back to the house
to get some things done. I started roaming in the big house I was also rewarded
with; thinking aloud in my native language. I sat on the floor at the kitchen
and cried. They were tears of joy though. I haven’t seen myself in this vain
thus it was a larger dream than I have ever imagined. I started loving her
really and conviction of seriousness started building in my heart.
There was something I wasn’t sure of;
if Mustapha was aware of all these drama. But am I expected to go tell him? I thought
to myself for a while before the real thought came to my mind. Why are they so particular about marriage? Hope
they are not trying to tie me down because they feel I’m from a poor family,
thus they can manipulate me. But really they can manipulate me. And a deeper
thought came as “hope Aisha does not have a problem I’m not aware of, and so
they want to force her on me”. Many other thoughts roamed my mind. I forgot
every minute I look at the cheque. It was a consolation that there was a future
and I’m stepping into it.
The car drove in and Mustapha came
back with Aisha. They were both smiling and for the first time I saw the
resemblance in wealthy children. In wealth, people look alike when they smile
or the way they spray money or drive for politics but poor people look alike in
things like hunting, fighting and ugliness. I opened the front door and he
hugged me “welcome to my family” I just heard you people are planning to settle
down. I giggled with an acceptance but within me I wasn’t actually sure. What is
the game plan of the Alhajuris?
Mustapha called me to a side of the
house and started the story which is about to change my notion. Have you ever
seen my mum before? I answered no. We used to tell people she is not in the
country but it’s a lie she is in the house, locked somewhere at the boy’s
quarters with some guards to stop her from coming out. Three generations now
have shown that women in our family get mentally derailed in their early
thirties. My mum was not an exception. She had been there for a while now and
Aisha has started showing those traits too. I felt a chill run through my body
when I heard that part. That means I’m being paid 15million naira to marry a
mad woman. I smiled and looked at Mustapha; it was a problem before but I can
promise you it has ended. All I need to do is to locate my friend that came to Abuja
with me. His name is Khalif….. He would heal your mother.
Naaaa.. Mustapha seems not interested.
Daddy would not like it. He doesn't expose his wife’s mental state to outsiders
because people talk and he doesn't want to loose his respect. I interrupted him
and said I’m family now and I have a right to my mother in law thus let me take
care of her. Aisha got me a bold 2. It seems calls are clearer in this phone
compared to my former Nokia 3310. I made three calls before I could locate Khalif.
We spoke for a while and I told him to meet me off Kwame Nkrumah Street in Asokoro.
He was coming from Jikwoyi (a land of the future). I wasn’t really interested
in healing the woman but I know with Khalif we would make some money from the General.
In a short while Khalif was here. He was still dressed shabbily like me but I know
we are on the verge of smiling. As a Lagos street boy; you don’t have to be
told there is a job before you know. After narrating the story to him, he said
he would do it. He brought out his rosary and chanted some things in Arabic. Gave
the rosary to Mustapha and said he should go and wear it on the mum and check
if there would be a difference.
They wore the rosary on her for five
minutes and sanity was restored. Immediately they removed the rosary her insanity
was again re-established. The shout with which Mustapha called General caused
the military prowess in him to arise again and when he encountered what Mustapha
just told him, he knew he had to see the guy that did this. The convoy drove in
and with general coming towards the building fear was gain reinstated again. I told
Khalif to make sure he composes himself so well. I bowed to greet him and he
turned to ask where the guy is. Khalif stepped forward. Immediately the general
broke down and said where did you get that rosary from? Whenever my wife wears
it, she is sane and once you remove it she is back into insanity. Khalif looked
at the general and said those rosaries are expensive.
This that I gave you was
given to me by my father, but he told me how to get more. General said how much
is it. Khalif was looking at me to know how much he should say and with a wink
he said, its a million naira the last time I contacted the man. General said I want
twenty and I want it now. In the next five minutes we were on our way to Gbongan
in Oyo state to locate a man that doesn't exist with twenty two million naira
in the boot. Five soldiers accustomed us and I was forced to ask Khalif what
really happened. He looked at me and said oh boy it was all a fluke ………
very nice one...keep it up brov..more greeze to ur metal...Oray
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