Wolfax Diaries

At  37, I don’t have a job, nor a wife or girlfriend, I don’t have money, I don’t have a degree to my name, I squat from friend’s house to another, I’m an alcoholic, I smoke like an exhaust of a car then I can say I’m useless. It’s not a new thing to me when people call me useless but in all these there is something I’m good at. Every night this thing keeps my phone ringing. I’m trying to commercialise it fully but the way to go is what I don’t know.  I had no influence over it. I was born like that. That’s the only legacy my father left for me. This man died without a property to his name; not even a farm. He left only rags for us to clean up. I didn’t even know my father owed house rent before he died. He has slept with almost all the women in my village. The landlord’s wife was constant every evening for her dose. Reports reaching me told me my mum had to run away after the man nearly killed her with the hammer of horror. That was the legacy he passed across to me. I g...

We all know break-up circumstances are difficult situations, but when we feel we are doing it for the right cause, we aren’t bothered. Relationships become boring and disgusting statements become the order of the day. You start to realise dictions as native as they were and mouth odours start springing up as excuses. He doesn’t have gist and he is even too far from me. Some excuses come like; he stalks too much and if he does otherwise, he doesn’t even check up on me. No matter what he does there is always something wrong. When a woman’s mind is made up; there is little or nothing the guy can do. It is a tested scenario but the testimony of Winifred was so amazing. Was she making a mistake or she was doing something good for herself. As the saying goes “don’t marry for money, but go where the rich reside and marry for love”. It was her birthday and everybody’s DP was glowing with her face. It is a perfect face with no wrinkles. Lovely boobs like that of a virgin and the most amazi...